Thursday, February 12, 2009

yanker doodle went to town, after removing hospital gown

place single-serving "cup" of unsweetened pineapple tidbits on plate, grip tightly with good hand, grab tab of plastic cover with teeth, yank open.

press wristwatch firmly against upper forearm of opposite hand, grasp end of snap-open expansion clasp with teeth, yank open.

(more yanker doodle dandy post-surgery stories to come, probably, but i don't want to bore you.)

here's a link regarding yankee doodle for the benefit of my foreign readers, who may not understand the reference, and here's an audio link to the yankee doodle song.


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